YouTuber and Decrepit Birth drummer Samus “66Samus” Paulicelli recently bought a new keyboard and would love to load it up with some samples. Specifically some samples of your farts, as he’s made known via Instagram.
“Hey guys, guess what, I need your help. I got this new keyboard here but I don’t have any samples to throw on it.
“So this is where you guys come in. I need fart samples, you guys. Please send me your farts. I’m gonna give you guys one week. Mmkay?
“Please keep your phone next to you at all times and in case you feel a nice fart coming please record it for me. Mmkay?
“You can send me videos or an audio recording, like an mp3. Pretty much as long as it’s playable on a Windows computer I’ll be able to use your fart.
“Please submit your farts to firstname.lastname@example.org. You have one week. Start rippin’!”
So there you have it. Get fartin’.
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