Porn Site Offers QUEEN $69,000 To Use “Fat Bottom Girls” On Their Platform

Queen lately made headlines attributable to their 1978 hit ‘Fats Backside Women” being faraway from kids’s audio participant Yoto. Daryn Parker, Vice President of streaming porn website CamSoda, noticed the music’s removing as a chance to ask the band if his website might stream the music as an alternative for a cool (and acceptable) $69,000.

Parker addressed his letter to Queen‘s Brian Might and Roger Taylor, saying the transfer is to “protect Queen‘s legacy” now that the music was “faraway from a streaming platform.” Which appears like there is perhaps a misunderstanding of how huge the removing was (barely in any respect), however hey – enterprise is enterprise, and comedy is comedy.

Parker‘s letter to the band is as follows, and incorporates loads of porny puns.

“Pricey Mr. Might and Mr. Taylor,

“Let me first say this, Queen is one in every of my biggest treasures and nonetheless offers me pleasure. My identify is Daryn Parker, VP of grownup leisure chief and webcam platform, CamSoda, and as a fan of rock’ n’ roll and fats bottoms, we have been saddened to listen to ‘Fats Bottomed Women’ was faraway from a streaming platform. To protect Queen‘s legacy, particularly with ‘Fats Bottomed Women’, we’re providing you $69,000 for the total rights to the music to play on reside cam streams.

“At CamSoda, we firmly imagine fats bottomed ladies make the rocking world go round – simply as you all and Freddie expressed within the music. Day-after-day we now have ladies of all styles and sizes flaunting their bottoms for hundreds of individuals through our webcam reveals. Must you settle for this supply, we are going to combine the music all through our platform. For instance, if you happen to’re tuning right into a webcam present and determine to go away a tip for a ‘naughty nanny,’ merely hit the tip button and the tune will play. Or once you click on on our ‘massive booty’ class of fashions you will be serenaded with this timeless tune.

“So, will not you’re taking us residence tonight? We would like to proceed to uphold Queen‘s biggest hits and really feel as if that is the right alternative to take action. Relaxation assured, ‘Fats Bottomed Women’ is secure with us. We’ll be certain ladies’ bottoms are all the time treasured.

“Please attain out to me ASAP at [redacted]. As soon as aligned, we will get to work on the contract particulars. I sit up for listening to from you!”